Wednesday, December 26, 2007

Happy New Year 2008

SOooooo what should I wish us all for the coming year?

May your hair, your teeth, your face-lift, your abs, and your stocks not fall; and may your blood pressure, your cholesterol, your white blood count and your mortgage interest not rise.

May you get a clean bill of health from your dentist, your cardiologist, your gastroenterologist, your urologist, your proctologist, your psychiatrist, your plumber, and the IRS.

May you find a way to travel from anywhere to everywhere during rush hour in less than an hour, and when you get there may you find a parking space.

May the holidays, find you seated around the dinner table, together with your beloved family and cherished friends.

May what you see in the mirror delight you and what others see in you delight them.

May the telemarketers wait to make their sales calls until you finish dinner, may your checkbook and your budget balance, and may they include generous amounts for charity.

May you remember to say "I love you" at least once a day to your partner, your child, and your parent(s). but don’t forget that if you say it to your secretary, your nurse, your butcher, your photographer, your masseuse, your seamstress, your hairdresser or your gym instructor, to say it without a "twinkle" in your eye.

May this year be peaceful but interesting.

Bless us all.